I keep a dream journal, and usually I either write down a dream or two in the morning, or I can't recall any well enough to capture them. However, one night last week I woke up with a couple of quotes that were part of my dreamscape in some way. Here they are:
"Vampire Book Club: you don't want to read the books these creatures suggest. Creepy not cool."
"It's like trying to crack the eggs from a rubber chicken."
I wish I knew what "it" was in the second one, but I have no idea. Let me know if you come up with any scenarios. ;) Enjoy!